Really. I know you haven't heard from me in more than 6 months and just the idea that I still exist probably induces an almost irresistible urge to call me - even though you've never called me before and there is a really significant possibility that you don't even know HOW to call me - and, therefore, I should not have even mentioned anything. Who calls me, anyway, and yet - there I did it.
So, I must repeat. Please don't call me tomorrow.
I'm trying to leave the line open so I can be informed that I have won $5000 and my book "Llamas in Lampshades" has won the picture book competition and is about to be published.
Don't call me and I'll send you a copy.
EDITED: Sigh. You all did a great job of not calling. Unfortunately, the competition notifier didn't call either. Instead, I have a tooth ache.
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Oh, but I *would* have called, if I'd known how to, and I would have loved to have told you that you'd won. It sounds like a very good book, probably very nearly won, and I'm so glad you still exist.
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