"We offer a wide range of organised sport and recreation activities which include art and craft, cooking, martial arts, indoor and outdoor games as well as exciting excursions and incursions."
Hmmmm. Incursions. A sortie into New South Wales? A foray into Figi? An attack on Aukland?
Obviously the choice of page with an article on Vietnam veterans and land mines in S.E. Asia was appropriate!
So, a little Sinead. Incursions to follow the cookies and milk break.