This is WAY too easy....
Do you know there is actually a statistic on the NUMBER of spiders that the average person swallows in their sleep each year?
While staying up one night watching SLN, I spied a large wolf spider scurrying across the living room floor. I grabbed the nearest weapon - a baby gate - and hurled it at the spider - knowing that if I'd use it as a club the spider would simply have jumped onto the top, run up, and gone FOR MY NECK.
I have all but given up gardening since moving to Australia in order to avoid spiders.
And, I have bad dreams about zombies, too.